Corrupted Wish Game

The rules are simple; if you've never played here's what you do:
1. Wish for something
2. The next person corrupts the wish that you just made

EX:
Wish: I wish for a new car
Reply: Your new car blows up an hour after you receive it.


I wish for a pepperoni pizza right now.

You get the pizza. But, it blows up in your face 'cause there was a bomb in it.

I wish that I didn't have to go soon. -.-

You don't have to go, but now you can never leave.

I wish I didn't have to have surgery next Thursday.

(Thanks for never letting me leave. XD)

You don't have surgery because the world ends before Thursday...

I wish that PDA wasn't loathed.

PDA isn't loathed, but now it's all X-rated.

I wish for more wishes. =/

You get another wish, but you have to wish about love.

I wish high school was over.

High school is over, but you have to go off to college.

I wish that I was with the one I love.

You're with the one you love, but you find out you don't love her.

I wish the sun was out.

The sun is out, but the Earth has moved way closer to it, and we all burned up.

I wish I didn't lose an hour of sleep tonight.

You don't lose an hour; you sleep in, resulting in you being late.

I wish that life was fair.

Life is fair only for you and you have to watch all your loved ones not be judged fairly.

I wish that I could spend the rest of my life online.

You get sucked into the computer and spend the rest of your life trapped inside cyber-world.

I wish I could make a wish that wouldn't get turned around on me. . . .

Your wish doesn't get turned around on you, it gets turned around onto Justin so everything he wishes for is corrupted.

I wish for ice cream...

You recieve your ice cream, but it has crickets in it. Dead ones.

I wish I could actually focus on a story.

You get to focus on your story, but you're sucked in and never come back out.

I wish I could eat more Girl Scout Cookies.

You get to eat more Girl Scout Cookies...but they're moldy and gross.

I wish the smileys on here weren't so creepy. O.o

Eww!!!

The emoticons aren't creepy because there are none anymore.

I wish my hair would cooperate.

Your hair cooperates; but your eye sight worsens.

I wish I wasn't so confused.

You're no longer confused but you have to spend the rest of your life un-confusing confused people.

I wish you weren't a cheater.

Granted, but now I'm always fair and square and nothing amusing happens.

I wish that I could sing like Celine Dion.

You sing like her for a day, then you die.

I wish this Diet Dew wasn't flat.

Granted, but they recall all diet Dew and steal yours.

I wish I didn't suck at corrupting wishes. >.>

You don't suck at corrupting wishes, but now you're so good that everyone thinks you suck.

I wish I had a wish to wish.

You get a wish to wish, but it's a sucky wish 'cause I have a better one.

I wish that things could go right for once. <.<

Things go right for once.

I wish I could buy a new video game.