Corrupted Wish Game

You have white chocolate covered pretzels. Unfortunately, when you set them down to happy dance... somebody else ate them.

I wish that I had tickets to the RED concert.

You have tickets, but you can't go 'cause the Cloud says no.

I wish my school had couches, that they were comfy, that I had access
to them, that I had time during school to take a nap, and that I could
take a nap whenever I wanted.

They do, but sadly someone had dumped super glue all over the couch before you laid down. You now have to have surgery to remove the couch. I'll send flowers.

I wish I didn't have annoying co-workers.

You don't have any coworkers, and it's the lunch rush!

I wish I had the power of teleportation!

You do, but you can only teleport one inch at a time.

I wish for a cookie big enough that I have to sit on it to eat it.

You have to sit on it because it's flying away. And you can't eat it because you would fall.

I wish everybody had in them at least a little smidgen of responsibility.

That little smidgen of responsibility causes the entire world to overcorrect, in turn causing our wars to end, our economy to turn upright, and adoption agencies to run out of kids, eventually bringing about a time of peace and ultimately Armageddon.

I wish I had ice cream.

You have ice cream, but it's so hot outside that it melts before you can finish it.

I wish that the rain would stop while I'm working the drive-thru on Saturday.

the rain stops, but it becomes so hot every time you open the window to shove some food out your eyebrows become singed.

i wish an army of pigs ( ) would attack earth and kill half the human population. and eat the half they kill.

humans like to eat bacon more than pigs like to eat humans, and we engineer a breed of pig eating spiders that takes care of the rest.

I wish everyone was awesome to be around.

everyone is awesome to be around but only if they are wearing short shorts with duct tape on.

i wish everybody wore short shorts with duct tape every july 22.

Granted, but the government enacts a law that makes July 23 directly follow July 21.

I wish for something sweet to eat right now.

you get it. but it is poisoned by arsenic.

i wish i had something spicy to eat right now.

Mindblowing spicy. Like... BOOM. So much you'll never taste anything but spicy. Ever. Because your brain's melted.

I wish for something with a high caffeine content that I like the taste of.

Its brain pie with caffeine powder sprinkled on it. For some reason you LOVE brain pie.

I wish your net would die for about an hour.

crow wrote:

Its brain pie with caffeine powder sprinkled on it. For some reason you LOVE brain pie.

I wish your net would die for about an hour.

It does. But it comes back more powerful than you could ever imagine.

I wish that there was more time in a day...

And uh... you can keep the brain pie.

There is one more minute in a day. Ultimately causing the quadratic formula to explode killing everyone in the universe.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

You aren't tired. Unfortunately, everyone else in the world falls asleep and you can't get them to wake up. No more enchiladas.

I wish I could remember all the trig I learned years ago...

You do remember it, but it causes you to commit a crime. Which would be stealing from a Pepsi distribution center. How does the trig come into that? I do not have the slightest clue, mathematics is my bane.

I wish there was no such thing as group assignments.

Granted, but now you have to do everything alone.

I wish It wasn't so hot. >.<

You aren't so hot, but you may never see the sun again.

I wish aliens would attack the earth.

They attack the earth, but the humans win.

I wish the humidity would go away.

It goes away, but the entire earth dries up. The only water left is sea water and the air is so dry you have to boil five gallons to distill a cup. It makes life miserable and water becomes more expensive than any other liquid.

I wish I wouldn't have wasted the entire day.

you didn't waste the entire day, because you never woke up

i wish there were more descriptive smileys..... >.>