Corrupted Wish Game

You get a new video game; the disc is broken.

I wish I had food. x.x

D: My video game!!!

You get food, but only enough to increase your hunger.

I wish my mail would show up.

Granted, but it's blank pieces of paper.

I wish something was on TV.

Something's on it, and it's blocking your view.

I wish I weren't allergic to dogs.

Granted, now they're allergic to you.

I wish my eyes were blue.

You're now allergic to everything except dogs.

I wish I had a paper towel.

They're blue, but the wrong shade.

I wish I could go to Disneyworld again.

(oops, overpost)

You get to go, but a hurricane hits when you're there.

I wish it were April

It is, but it fooled you.

I wish I had some goldfish cracker thingies.

Granted, But they don't smile back at you. They scream.

I wish It were April.

Granted, but it's now the last day of April.

I wish I could make it to my best friend's wedding.

Granted, but you show up in the middle of the ceremony.

I wish my mom didn't have to go to her sister's. -.-

Your mom doesn't go, you do.

I wish I had better speakers.

You have better speakers, but they don't work.

I wish that I had a better mic....

You have a better mic but its incompatible with your computer.

I wish I could take a nap.

You're able to take a nap... but... you can't sleep. ._.

I wish that shopping was fun...

Ha! Shopping is never fun!

I wish my clothes were done in the dryer.

Granted, but now your clothes smell horrible.

I wish today wasn't such a lazy day.

It's not lazy anymore... because... everyone dies. -.-;

I wish that I was writing, like I should be.

You're writing but it's all in gibberish.

I wish today were 3 hours longer.

It is three hours longer, but that's three more hours that you have to wait for the Gathering.

I wish I could teleport.

You can, but only two inches forward at a time.

I wish this DVD would stop freezing on me.

It stops feezing...but melts instead.

I wish we had some icecream.

You do, but it tastes like VEGETABLES!

I wish I could convince myself to go to bed even though my body thinks it's too early.

You do, but you don't wake ukp for the next five years.

I wish I didn't have to work a double shift today.