Nikolai's Random Game (Also known as an abuse of power)

1. What would you order on a pizza?

Canadian Bacon, not sucking up, I really do, ask Zoe.

2. Someone offers you one million dollars to push a button that will result in the death of one random person that you don't know, somewhere in the world. Would you do it?

Stealing questions from movies shouldn't count.

3. Michael Caine or George Clooney? Why?

Michael Caine, hands down. Because he can actually act in more than one role type.

4. Thomas Edison or Nikola Tesla? Why?

Nikola Tesla, the inventor cool enough that only David Bowie could play him.

5. Marvel vs. DC.

Marvel. It has Deadpool, Nightcrawler, Hawkeye, Elektra, the list goes on...DC has...eh it's taking me too long to come up with someone I really like in DC

Justin wrote:

2. Someone offers you one million dollars to push a button that will result in the death of one random person that you don't know, somewhere in the world. Would you do it?

Stealing questions from movies shouldn't count.

I'm calling the shots here, thank you very much. =P

Nikolai wrote:

1. What would you order on a pizza?

Jalapenos and Anchovies

Nikolai wrote:

2. Someone offers you one million dollars to push a button that will result in the death of one random person that you don't know, somewhere in the world. Would you do it?

Heck yes. The way I see it, that one person is gonna die anyway. I'm just helping them along the way.

Nikolai wrote:

3. Michael Caine or George Clooney? Why?

Caine. Cuz he's English.

Nikolai wrote:

4. Thomas Edison or Nikola Tesla? Why?

Tesla. Cuz he had better hair.

Nikolai wrote:

5. Marvel vs. DC.

Marvel

[quote="Nikolai"]
1. What would you order on a pizza?
Tomato Sauce... Cheese.... and meat. ALL the meat they have. With just enough cheese to hold it together.
2. Someone offers you one million dollars to push a button that will result in the death of one random person that you don't know, somewhere in the world. Would you do it?
I would be tempted to. But no. Probably I'd be tempted even more to stalk this someone and take their million dollars they're so willing to get rid of.
3. Michael Caine or George Clooney? Why?
Michael Caine. Did you know that it was statistically proven that Americans think that people with British accents are smarter?
4. Thomas Edison or Nikola Tesla? Why?
Tesla. Sure the light bulb was important, but without Tesla we'd be paying a whole lot more for our electricity if we stuck with DC like Edison wanted. He also has a cooler name. teslateslateslatesla
5. Marvel vs. DC.
Marvel. Because Iron Man is my favorite hero.

1. What would you order on a pizza?
Meat...meat...meat...and more meat.

2. Someone offers you one million dollars to push a button that will result in the death of one random person that you don't know, somewhere in the world. Would you do it?
Sure I would. No one needs that one more idiot running around.

3. Michael Caine or George Clooney? Why?
Michael Caine...lets see...The Italian Job, Jaws: The Revenge, Muppet Christmas Carol, Miss Congeniality, Austin Powers: Goldmember, The Prestige, The Dark Night. I think that's enough reason.

4. Thomas Edison or Nikola Tesla? Why?
Nikola Tesla. 1. His name is cooler. 2. Without him we'd be stuck with crap electricity. 3. He's better looking.

5. Marvel vs. DC.
Is an argument that you often participate in.

1. What would you order on a pizza?
Mac n' cheese.

2. Someone offers you one million dollars to push a button that will result in the death of one random person that you don't know, somewhere in the world. Would you do it?
Yeah. If I never had to know who it was.

3. Michael Caine or George Clooney? Why?
Caine. Clooney is overrated?

4. Thomas Edison or Nikola Tesla? Why?
Telsa. Because his name is awesome, and different. like mine.

5. Marvel vs. DC.
Marvel.

1. What would you order on a pizza?

It's always supreme. And most of the time stuffed-crust. Leave me alone, I'm pregnant!

2. Someone offers you one million dollars to push a button that will result in the death of one random person that you don't know, somewhere in the world. Would you do it?

I honestly could not tell you. Really.

3. Michael Caine or George Clooney? Why?

Michael Caine because he plays waaay more interesting characters, except for Clooney in "The Men Who Stare at Goats". That was just brilliant. So.... a tie?

4. Thomas Edison or Nikola Tesla? Why?

That's hard..... Edison, inventor of the telephone, and Tesla, inventor of the Tesla coil, which did play quite a role in the movie "The Prestige". Hmmm..... up in the air to me.

5. Marvel vs. DC.

Lol, reminds me of somerandomguy's videos of Marvel Vs. DC. Uh..... to be honest, it's hard. I really like Deadpool and Thor, but Superman has always been my favorite hero EVER. Detective Comics for the win.

1. What would you order on a pizza?
Cheese of course...

2. Someone offers you one million dollars to push a button that will result in the death of one random person that you don't know, somewhere in the world. Would you do it?
nah...

3. Michael Caine or George Clooney? Why?
george clooney because hes fricking awesome. he is mr ocean you see.

4. Thomas Edison or Nikola Tesla? Why?

seem's i've seen this before very recently. probably edison because i'm using one of his bulbs.
5. Marvel vs. DC.
DC comics

ellis wrote:

1. What would you order on a pizza?
Cheese of course...

If I recall, you ate the meat eaters pizza...not the cheese.

1. What would you order on a pizza?
I'd be happy if they just put meat on my plate and covered it in tomato sauce with some bread on top.
2. Someone offers you one million dollars to push a button that will result in the death of one random person that you don't know, somewhere in the world. Would you do it?
No. But it would bug me for a very long time... the voices would ask "Why didn't you do it?!?!".
3. Michael Caine or George Clooney? Why?
Michael Caine. Because I like his accent more than I like Clooney's face.
4. Thomas Edison or Nikola Tesla? Why?
Nikola Tesla. Edison gave us the light bulb, yes. But Tesla gave us the ability to transport electricity over long distances, so without him, the lightbulb would be much much more expensive. Plus his name is more fun to say.
5. Marvel vs. DC.
My experience with both of these is limited to movies. Marvel had Spiderman and Iron Man... but DC had Batman. DC wins.

Sara wrote:

ellis wrote:

1. What would you order on a pizza?
Cheese of course...

If I recall, you ate the meat eaters pizza...not the cheese.

yes yes...but it had cheese on it ^_^

1. What would you order on a pizza?
Peanutbutter M&Ms. I ordered a peanutbutter M&M pizza once... they actually brought one to me.
(unfortunately, they charged me extra for the trip to Walmart.)

2. Someone offers you one million dollars to push a button that will result in the death of one random person that you don't know, somewhere in the world. Would you do it?
Everybody dies sometime. But I don't think I could just kill some random person.
However.... if I got to choose...

3. Michael Caine or George Clooney? Why?
Michael Caine was an excellent Alfed, he played Scrooge, and was in The Italian Job. My favorite butler, well... Scrooge, and professional thief.
So... Michael Caine.


4. Thomas Edison or Nikola Tesla? Why?
Nikola Tesla. I have two words to back-up my opinion of him.
Death. Ray.

5. Marvel vs. DC.
Marvel has Iron Man and X-Men. Marvel wins.

1. What would you order on a pizza?
Pepperoni. Maybe meat lovers. I'm a plain kinda person when it comes to pizza.

2. Someone offers you one million dollars to push a button that will result in the death of one random person that you don't know, somewhere in the world. Would you do it?
Nope. People die everyday, but I will not be a cause of someone's death, even for a million bucks.

3. Michael Caine or George Clooney? Why?
Michael Caine. He's an amazing actpr, and George Clooney is overrated.


4. Thomas Edison or Nikola Tesla? Why?
Nikola Tesla. He may have been crazy and not all of his ideas are being used, but he was a frikkin' genius!

5. Marvel vs. DC.
I have my favorites from both sides. o.o I hate crossovers though. DC has the Batman and the Green Lantern, but Marvel has Iron Man and the X-men. I can't choose one side in this case.

1. If Iron Man is just a rich dude in a glorified soup can and Batman is just a rich dude in a giant condom and neither have any type of actual "superpower", can they actually be classified as "superheroes?" Your answer and why.

2. What is your favourite soup/chowder/stew?

3. What is your preferred candy/chocolate bar?

4. Capital punishment. Why?

5. If there is only one God and Mohammad is his prophet, what does that make Nikolai?

6. Copper or PVC piping for plumbing? Why?

7. Whodunit?

1. If Iron Man is just a rich dude in a glorified soup can and Batman is just a rich dude in a giant condom and neither have any type of actual "superpower", can they actually be classified as "superheroes?" Your answer and why.
Well... are you and your Mando armor "super"?

2. What is your favourite soup/chowder/stew?
Noob stew is prolly my favorite.

3. What is your preferred candy/chocolate bar?
Baby Ruth. (See: KFB)

4. Capital punishment. Why?
Why not?

5. If there is only one God and Mohammad is his prophet, what does that make Nikolai?
God is to Mohammad what Nikolai is to Chuck Norris.

6. Copper or PVC piping for plumbing? Why?
Who cares?

7. Whodunit?
Why must you ask? You're the one who did it.

Winceline wrote:

Well... are you and your Mando armor "super"?

Nope, and I never claimed to be a hero, either.

1. If Iron Man is just a rich dude in a glorified soup can and Batman is just a rich dude in a giant condom and neither have any type of actual "superpower", can they actually be classified as "superheroes?" Your answer and why.

Iron Man at the very least have super intelligence alongside a great sum of money and great suit. He also, is much funnier. His “glorified soup can” at the very least allows him to fight real villains alongside the Avengers.

Batman? His latex barrier method is worthless when combating real super villains (or heros when considered the Batman vs. Superman Debate). Please note all he really knows is martial arts, and alongside that please realize that all of his villains are just really bad criminals. Psychopaths, fatalists, so on and so forth. Gangsters of great Magnitude. If he actually had to fight real villains with real powers, he’d be royally screwed (censored).

2. What is your favourite soup/chowder/stew?

Homemade Creamy Potato with lots and lots of cheese.

3. What is your preferred candy/chocolate bar?

Cadbury Mini Eggs and the year round choice being a KitKat: Simple and Delicious.

4. Capital punishment. Why?

Because something that worked for a theocracy should work in a democratic republic? Oh, and Jesus said so. Wait, what?

5. If there is only one God and Mohammad is his prophet, what does that make Nikolai?

The guy that realizes Mohammad was whining child that started his own religion because he couldn’t get his words canonized by neither Christian or Jew?

6. Copper or PVC piping for plumbing? Why?

PVC Piping, hands down. That’s how dad does it, and it works. (Dad being a plumber) But for a more serious answer, with copper piping you have to have the Ph balance tested in your water to make sure that the hardness isn’t going to corrode your pipes in two years time. No big deal right? Except the Ph balance can and will change over time. Thus, one year it may be just fine for your pipes, and in five years you have a leak. How to not have that problem? PvC Pipes.

7. Whodunit?
Whohasnt?

1. If Iron Man is just a rich dude in a glorified soup can and Batman is just a rich dude in a giant condom and neither have any type of actual "superpower", can they actually be classified as "superheroes?" Your answer and why.

No. They should be classified as "heroes". Why? Because their lack of superness.

2. What is your favourite soup/chowder/stew?
Potato soup. My way!

3. What is your preferred candy/chocolate bar?
Twix

4. Capital punishment. Why?
Yes. If you kill one of us, we'll kill you back. (Most times this has nothing to do with the government. We take care of our own problems. -not a joke-)


5. If there is only one God and Mohammad is his prophet, what does that make Nikolai?
Supreme Commander of the Universe. You don't know this already? Where have YOU been?

6. Copper or PVC piping for plumbing? Why?
PVC. It's cheaper.

7. Whodunit?
Gremlins. Always the gremlins...

1. If Iron Man is just a rich dude in a glorified soup can and Batman is just a rich dude in a giant condom and neither have any type of actual "superpower", can they actually be classified as "superheroes?" Your answer and why.

Iron Man is still rich and therefore has power which is super because of his money. Batman knows marshal arts which is super and requires energy, which is usually mistakenly called power.

2. What is your favourite soup/chowder/stew?

My grandma makes this potato soup stuff with bacon and -loads- it down with cheese. Its amazing.

3. What is your preferred candy/chocolate bar?

Dove chocolate. It's just amazing.

4. Capital punishment. Why?

Duh. "An eye for an eye." We're all blind anyways.

5. If there is only one God and Mohammad is his prophet, what does that make Nikolai?

Okay, first of all, who ever gave Mohammad permission to make his own religion? And secondly, to answer your question, Nikolai is Mohammad's psychiatrist, which makes Nik in control of Mohammad's psychological prescriptions and therefore rules the world.

6. Copper or PVC piping for plumbing? Why?

PVC. It's what we use every winter and every spring when my grandma's pipes freeze *shrugs*. Also, doesn't air + water + metal = rust?

7. Whodunit?
Nikolai, obviously. He rules the world (see answer to 5) and therefore has done it all.

1. If Iron Man is just a rich dude in a glorified soup can and Batman is just a rich dude in a giant condom and neither have any type of actual "superpower", can they actually be classified as "superheroes?" Your answer and why.

they do stupid things to help people. their motives are usually 100% selfish, and they cause more destruction in the end than they prevent. the only way they can be named superheroes is if they ultimately save a city(or the earth) from destruction.

2. What is your favourite soup/chowder/stew?

i really like cream of mushroom soup. the can stuff is alright, but preferably fresh picked mushrooms.

3. What is your preferred candy/chocolate bar?

snickers are good

4. Capital punishment. Why?

nope. in a politically "correct" as our country is today. capital punishment has no place. in some other country on the other hand (mexico) i think it would do a lot of good.

5. If there is only one God and Mohammad is his prophet, what does that make Nikolai?

the koran

6. Copper or PVC piping for plumbing? Why?

copper. becuause its expensive shiz and you can go under somebody's house who has this and cut out 200$ easy.

7. Whodunit?

jacob

1. If Iron Man is just a rich dude in a glorified soup can and Batman is just a rich dude in a giant condom and neither have any type of actual "superpower", can they actually be classified as "superheroes?" Your answer and why.

First off, I will now never be able to see Batman the same again.
Second off, I'd say they're not superheroes but to a certain few. They don't go around killing all the bad guys, no. And they do kill for revenge.
But even with revenge, they have helped save countless lives.
So, I guess, to answer your question, I would say to a very select few, they are superheroes.

2. What is your favourite soup/chowder/stew?

I don't really have one. But I guess Chicken Noodle... Or something.

3. What is your preferred candy/chocolate bar?

Whatchamacallit
Or however that's spelled.

4. Capital punishment. Why?

'Cause without it we're all just big babies who haven't had their diapers changed.

5. If there is only one God and Mohammad is his prophet, what does that make Nikolai?

... It makes him Nikolai. o.o

6. Copper or PVC piping for plumbing? Why?

PVC. Mostly because you can make swords out of it. Let me tell you, those things -hurt- when you get hit with them...

7. Whodunit?

Your mom.

mary wrote:

7. Whodunit?

jacob

Are you sure it wasn't the man in black? O.o

jacob wears black...

1. If Iron Man is just a rich dude in a glorified soup can and Batman is just a rich dude in a giant condom and neither have any type of actual "superpower", can they actually be classified as "superheroes?" Your answer and why.

See, to me they are considered heroes, but not superheroes because of the lack of superpowers. They do amazing things with the resources they have, they just don't have superpowers, making them simply heroes in my eyes.


2. What is your favourite soup/chowder/stew?

My mom makes this really awesome corn sausage chowder. I wish I could cook like that woman...


3. What is your preferred candy/chocolate bar?

The only one I can stand, really, is Whatchamacallits. They're amazing.


4. Capital punishment. Why?

A life for a life.


5. If there is only one God and Mohammad is his prophet, what does that make Nikolai?

The best bounty hunter this side of the galaxy.


6. Copper or PVC piping for plumbing? Why?

Copper. PVC piping breaks way more easily than copper. (I learned this in Romania from the Utilitiesmen.....) Soldering and cutting the copper is really fun too!


7. Whodunit?

The Man in the Yellow Hat o.O

1. If Iron Man is just a rich dude in a glorified soup can and Batman is just a rich dude in a giant condom and neither have any type of actual "superpower", can they actually be classified as "superheroes?" Your answer and why.

Yes, they save people. In fact, they save people and don't have powers, so they're more superhero-y than Superman or any of those other dudes who save people only because they have powers.

2. What is your favourite soup/chowder/stew?

Stone Soup...
3. What is your preferred candy/chocolate bar?

Cho. co. late.

4. Capital punishment. Why?

Because the uppercase letters were naughty and played tricks on their lowercase brethren.

5. If there is only one God and Mohammad is his prophet, what does that make Nikolai?

Original Answer: Supreme dictator of all things cheese related.
After thinking about it: The guy with a fatwa on him for asking such questions. Also, the guy with a lot of online friends with fatwas on them for answering.

6. Copper or PVC piping for plumbing? Why?

Well, I would have to say copper. Copper is a metal that is very useful and can thus be dug out of houses to make into weapons should anarchy occur.

7. Whodunit?

The guy in the corner with the GUILTY sign hung around his neck.